“zpizza”; is “Z” BOMB!!!!! (Restaurant Review)

Post by The Grumpy One

Zpizza

1200 Ala Moana Blvd.

Honolulu, HI 96814

So you know me… I am a very forgiving person (stop rolling your eyes) So I decided to give “The Tattooed One” one last chance of picking the place to eat.  Since “The Girl” is back from vacation, she tagged along.

So he told me about a great pizza place, but…When we walked up I was really afraid, it didn’t look like any pizza place I have ever been too.

Yes…read the sign…All that I could see is words like “Organic, Natural, and Healthy.” Not stuff that I usually look for in a pizza place.  Also the inside looked more like a snooty coffee place than a pizza place.

Me continuing to be a nice guy, let the girl and tattoo each pick half of the pizza, and I would pay…cause I AM A NICE PERSON (really you need to stop rolling your eyes.)

So they ordered, and when I sat down they handed me my drink.  Usually at a pizza place you think of those red coke glasses, but no…not a classy joint like this…instead tattoo handed me this.

A “Natural Soda” that contained “Antioxidant Superfruit of Hawaii.”

Sadly…I have to turn in my “man card” because I liked it.

Feeling my man-liness drop a few points must have cued the “man-hood takers” since right then they brought out the “Pizza.”

The reason it’s in quotations…PIZZA SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!

Don’t get distracted by “The girl” someone seemed to have spilled LETTUCE all over my pizza.  It looked like a salad in a Pizza Bowl (remind me to trademark Pizza Bowl… that could be a very good idea for a restaurant.)

But once again…Sadly… I LOVED IT!!!  HOW!!! It is good for me, healthy, grrrrrrr.

“The girl’s" half was the “Napoli” a garlic, mozzarella, tomato, parmesan, MEATLESS!!!! Pizza and it was good.  However… I think “Tattoos” was better…

A Thai pizza; Peanut sauce, mozzarella, spicy chicken, red onions, cilantro, carrots, bean sprouts, and Serrano chilies.

It was really good.

The prices were good, Atmosphere was very clean and quiet, and food all though healthy…was great.

 So final verdict… “Tatoo” is allowed to pick the next restaurant…On another note; this was the first place that we went to without the “pretty one.”  Maybe he is the bad luck charm???